As most of my family know, I am not the smartest person around, in fact I’m thick. Many sentences have come out of my mouth that I wish I could take back or change even.

For instance…

I get asked “who is the president of Russia? I answer with “Borat”

I believed China was part of the EU for years because we sold Chinese food and Chinese tea pots!

I always thought that the North Pole wasn’t real and made up. Then I found out it was! But Santa isn’t?

People from Japan are Japanese, people from China are Chinese and I always thought people from Korea were Koreanese! Oops

I always thought a buffalo was a type of chicken, but only due to the fact that you can order buffalo chicken wings!

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